Friday, July 22, 2011

Pink Did Warn Us, After All

LA Reid, who just took over as CEO of Epic Records, is apparently taking issue with ugly people. As an ugly person, I'm super pissed. According to a few sources, his main concern when taking over the reigns at Epic was to keep it sexy, saying that he didn't "want any ugly people working here. I only want good-looking people." The face of a major record label, everybody. A round of applause, please.

Stories like this don't pop up for no reason. I'm not saying the story is definitely true, but I don't see it as being outside of the realm of possibility. Well that, and I believe everything NME and BET publish, just as a general rule. So I've kind of got to get behind this story. I mainly believe any news outlet that's just three letters- CNN, CBS, NBC, MTV, VH1, E! News.... oh wait.....

Anyway, all I know about LA Reid, I learned from a Pink video. (That's an exaggeration, but just go with it.) I've always strongly identified with Pink. I think it's partially because she's the ultimate underdog, and partially because I, too, want to marry Cary Hart. Regardless, here's everything you need to know about LA Reid:



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