Friday, October 14, 2011

Aminals, Caps Lockz, and The Internet

I go through life legitimately thinking I'm pretty funny. Like, if I had a 10-round funny-off with Tina Fey, I'd make it through at least half a round. That's the level of funny I think I am. But then the internet has to go and make me realize I'm barely even funny at all. And all I can do is sit back in amazement and wonder why I didn't think of it first. I give you: ANIMALS TALKING IN ALL CAPS. Yep. Someone thought of that before me. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!!? Caps are my favorite ever, with funny pictures of animals coming in at a close second. COME ON. My disappointment is only surpassed by my amusement. This website brings the giggles. These are some of my faves:

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GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE DANG TV, BILL. I’M TRYING TO WATCH MY NASCARS.
AND GET ME ANOTHER COORS. MAMA’S THIRSTY.

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ARE YOU SERIOUS? I CAN’T EVEN DO THIS.
STOP ‘SMIZING’ AND PAY ATTENTION TO YOUR FUCKING HANDS! TRY MODELING THE PRODUCT INSTEAD OF MAKING THAT RIDICULOUS POUT, YOU COMPLETE AMATEUR.
PATRICK? PATRICK! TALK TO HER. MAKE HER DO HER JOB OR I WALK.

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I DON’T APPRECIATE THE TONE OF YOUR VOICE.
SOMEONE SHIT IN THE KITCHEN. THIS IS THE ONLY FACT WE HAVE AT THE MOMENT. LET’S NOT GET AHEAD OF OURSELVES AND START POINTING FINGERS.
DO EITHER OF US HAVE ANY ENEMIES? PEOPLE WE MAY HAVE ANGERED? I’M JUST SAYING, I KNOW YOU DO A LOT OF BLOGGING.

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IT’S COOL. IT WAS ONLY MY 30TH BIRTHDAY. WHY WOULD ANYONE SHOW UP?
I’M JUST GOING TO PUT ON ADELE AND PRETEND TO CHASE ALL THE ANTS ON THIS DUVET MY GRANDMA SENT ME.
MAYBE LATER I’LL DRINK THE CABERNET I BOUGHT MYSELF AND TRY TO FIX THE ALARM ON MY BIOLOGICAL CLOCK THAT’S BEEN RINGING NONSTOP FOR THREE YEARS.

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BUT WHAT IF THE NEW ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT EPISODES AREN’T FUNNY?

I want to live in this website. I can't stop reading them. THEY'RE SO FUNNY!!!! Can I make an imitation site where I just try to be as funny as whoever is making these, but fail miserably? Okay, cool.

carmen

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