Thursday, July 19, 2012

Online My Little Pony Creator {THE BEST THING ON THE INTERNET!}

The internet has given us some beautiful things since Al Gore invented it all those years ago. Monkey riding a dog, Prancing Michael Cera, Grape Lady Falls, Natalie Portman rapping, Pot Psychology, etc. All of these internet gems combined pale in comparison to my most recent discovery: a My Little Pony Creator... !!!!!!!, right?! This MLP creator allows you to customize just about everything on your pony- body size, shape, color, mane & tail style and color, eye color and design, birth marks, wings, horn, FACIAL HAIR, etc etc etc. IT HAS EVERYTHING!!! {Well, not everything... There aren't any cutie marks, but you can import your own.} I'm kind of so excited about this website that I barely even have time to explain it to you guys. IT'S THAT AMAZING. The fact that I'm ever going to speak to another human being in my life seems like a huge mistake. I really should be spending every second of every day for the rest of my existence creating new MLPs. What else is there to life? I mean, really?!

In case you're wondering, I already have a pretty in depth story line written in my head about my characters above. I don't want to give anything away, but suffice it to say that Daisy Dash is Petunia Belle's meanie babysitter, and Princess Sea Flower will come save the day, with her BF Rainbow Warrior {who has gay tendencies}, only to discover that Daisy Dash is really just misunderstood, not evil. It's like The Baby-Sitter's Club, but with ponies. Okay, so I just gave everything away. But I had to share my story with you guys! This is obviously the beginning of my career are a profesh MLP story writer.


Just in case you ladies were thinking you have to enjoy your My Little Pony obsession in private, fear not- boys can play, too! My friend Drew crafted up this EXTREMELY manly pony, that proves once and for all that ponies can be badass mofos, too. MLPs are totally gender neutral now, ya'll.

Am I the only person in the world who is this excited about this internet awesomeness? Probably. But maybe I'm actually excited enough to make up for the fact that no one else gives a shit. But srsly- YOU SHOULD ALL CARE, BECAUSE THIS IS AWESOME. Thank you, Internet Gods!

If you guys make your own MLPs, send them my way! I'd love to see your Princessy & Glittery creations!! {Yes, I'm secretly still a 5-year-old girl. GO WITH IT.}


  1. OMG. (This comment has been interrupted to go make My Little Ponies..)

  2. ahhh! I have so many pony ideas! Thank you for entertaining me on my sick bed today. :)

  3. Oh my goodness that's awesome. I will totally be playing later on...


  4. I totally just made the most obnoxious giggly sound ever and my kitties are looking at me like I'm a nut. I LOVE THIS!!! I'm headed there now to make one-I love My Little Pony!!!

  5. Thank you so much for sharing this! Now I am going to spend the next five days making ponies.

  6. OMG. I LOVE THIS. I never was a big 'My Little Ponies' fan but this has made me change my mind! Please excuse me while I spend the rest of my night {and probably several more days} making ponies.

  7. This just made my night. Thank you.


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