While I am extremely excited for yet another addition to the Kardashian family, and could not be more excited that Kim and Kanye will be producing off-spring that will undoubtedly be in constant competition with Blue Ivy for its entire life, my heart still longs for a Khloe & Lamar baby. I will love the Kimye baby just as much as I would my own child. However, I would like to go on record and state that if and when Khloe & Lamar produce offspring, I will love it exponentially more than any/all of my family & friends, and any future children I may have.
I mean that from the bottom of my heart. More than I want happiness in my own life; more than I want to pop out a kid or two someday; more than I want success for myself- I want Khloe & Lamar to have a love child and stay married forever and ever. Would you just look at the two of them!!!!! I mean, come on. That's like real life Noah & Allie love kind of stuff. (The Notebook reference. Holla!) I will not rest until she's pregnant with what I can only assume will be the cutest of all Kardashian babies. So yeah, I'm happy for Kimye. And of course I'm anxiously awaiting the magazine cover where Kim debuts her "Post-Baby Bod" after just 3 weeks. I'm not even going to act like I won't try out her diet and workout tips. But mainly at this time, my thoughts and love are with Khloe and her beautiful husband. (HAVE 18 BABIES, PLZ.)
Side note: Once, in a bar, a girl came up to me and said "You're like really pretty. Like, you're so pretty. You look like Khloe Kardashian." And then giggled a mean girl giggle with her friends all like "hahaha that girl ain't really cute," which was my clue that she wasn't actually complimenting me. But, being the Khloe lover that I am, I thanked her and then proceeded to call all of my friends to brag about the fact that someone actually compared me to Khloe. TAKE THAT, MEAN GIRL @ BAR! Your insult is my compliment.
So, how are you all feeling post Kimye baby announcement?